May 2012
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how much does a hipster weigh?
thebestlolz:
an instagram
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so ive decided that im too spooked by one of the law & order episodes that i watched earlier, and since it’s pretty much 6am i shouldnt try to sleep.
life is hard when you have a messed up sleeping schedule…
and a messed up room.
im going to hit the gym @ 8am
run and stuff til 10
clean up my room
shower
eat
and go on with my day
i hope i can stabilize my sleeping...
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“The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those...”
– Ulysses S. Grant (via quote-book)
“Everything you can imagine is real.”
– Pablo Picasso (via girlwithoutwings)
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glimpse
ive woken up early to eat breakfast two days in a row (i am usually deprived of this meal because i value sleep more, ok)
ive gone to the gym three days… not in a row, but still
im going to eat lunch con stephanie (hi steph ^_^) and then pay a visit to peer advising to confirm transferable summer courses, and to get counseling on what2do with my lyfeee… registration for fall...
Anonymous asked: hi alison! have a great day :)
fuck-yeahpickuplines:
If I were a cat, i’d spend all nine lives with you.
ambientmemoirs asked: LOL, yes it is.
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
what do i want
what do i need
what can i do
do i want what i need to do
no.
cluttered
Why I like impractical things, I don’t know…. everything is constantly clashing and maybe stability just isn’t for me.
What to do, what to do.
“Some people meet the way the sky meets the earth, inevitably, and there is no...”
– Louise Erdrich (via kari-shma)
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
SMH at society.
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i think god is punishing me by misplacing my key in my messy ass dorm room
i really dont want to clean
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
